Melbourne’s Corey Delaney Assaulted on Frankston Beach


Do you know who I am <smack>, Yep!

Infamous Melbourne Party Boy Corey Delaney was apparently pwned last night on his favourite beach in Frankston.  Apparently during that altercation he was heard to say ‘Do you know who I am ‘. Word has it that his trademark yellow glasses did not survive the incident and it is not known the extent to his injuries. This is the 1st GOOD news to come out of the normally rough Frankston this year. Last Year the Ferrari Grand Prix team were rumored to fire their entire pit crew as it was faster to drive 30 miles from the track  to Frankston and have the locals jack up remove the tires put new ones on and drive back to the track. However the radio was believed to be missing.

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