…A conversation waiting to be had?
Store Clerk: which iPhone 4.0 would you like ?
Customer: Hi Can I have a 32gb white iPhone please
Store Clerk: Sorry no stock til end of July
Customer: OK, can I have a 16gb black iPhone and a 32gb white iPhone
Store Clerk: I have the black, but no white iPhones til July sorry,
Customer: Ok, I’ll just have 2 x 16gb white iPhones please.
Store Clerk: Sir
Store Clerk: Spell the blue in blueberry
Store Clerk: Spell the berry in blueberry
Store Clerk: Now spell the F$@k in ‘white iPhone’
Customer: There is no “F$@kin white iPhone
Store Clerk: Now you understand …. NEXT